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i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”
I think that’s exactly how it went.
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me and my dog type each other messages sometimes